charcoal

Sounds weird. Looks weird. Does some weird stuff. 

Activated charcoal is the end all be all body-detoxifier. Toxins and drugs bind to charcoal when you drink it and get flushed out of your system. Believe it or not, it has absolutely no taste at all so you can literally add it to anything. Ate something that you regret? Drink one too many last night? Mix a tablespoon of charcoal with some water to give your body a reset. Prevent a hangover by drinking charcoal before and after a night on the town. 

It has no taste and it's really good at its job. Charcoal will gather everyone in your body thats bad, and take them to the exit. It's negatively charged so it attracts positively charged molecules like toxins and gases. By trapping these molecules, they are not absorbed in you beautiful body. Drink some charcoal before it's too late!!!!!!!!! 

And add some extra water so everybody can be absorbed:)